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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘ I am very rich. Marry me!’ – That’s Direct Marketing’

2. You’re at party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ‘ He’s very rich. ‘Marry him.’ – That’s Advertising’

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me’ – That’s Telemarketing’

4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: ‘By the way, I’m rich. Will you ‘Marry me?’ – That’s is Public Relations’

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: ‘ You are very rich! ‘Can you Marry me?’ – That’s Brand Recognition’

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ‘That’s Costumer Feedback’

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ And she introduces you to her husband. – ‘That’s demand and supply gap’

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: ‘I am rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him – ‘That’s competition eating into your market share’

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: ‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – ‘That’s restriction for entering new markets’